hope-you-dont-mind-but-i:

This is my floorboard

but seriously

look at this and tell me it doesn’t look like there’s a tiny dog trapped in there

(Source: alotofoystersbutnopearls, via whale-all-be-fine)

halliefromcali:

what if one day gravity is like “peace out motherfuckers” and the earth falls where the fuck do we fall to

(via pocahontitz)

fairlyevenparents:

So in Icarly’s new episode, this is the book Gibby’s brother is reading omg

(via whatevertwerks)

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

(Source: ricksanscrotum, via whatevertwerks)

timomundsons:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(Source: heathledgerarchives, via pocahontitz)

casperthefriendlycunt:

casperthefriendlycunt:

OH MY GOD I JUST LIFTED UP MY DRESS AND THERE WAS A HUGE SPIDER UNDER IT AND I SCREAMED AND CRIED MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST 

I SHOULD PROBABLY CLARIFY THAT I WAS NOT WEARING MY DRESS IT WAS ON THE FLOOR THERE WAS NO A SPIDER ON MY VAGINA

(via pocahontitz)

• *pencil drops*
• me: could this day get any worse

depulse:

sajme:

Obama….Romney, Tomorrow you will meet with the judges and only one of you will continue in the hopes of become America’s Next Top Model.

(Source: grotle, via edating)